Down in Jamaica, there's a place aptly named Hedonism II that features a special brand of inhibition-free "adult" resort action. While this all-inclusive getaway offers your usual all-you-can-eat-and-drink beach-side fun in the sun, there's also a "clothing optional" policy, mirrors above all the beds, and a strong emphasis on pleasure of the "anything goes" variety. After catching wind of this utopia for the undressed, we checked out their website , only to find it oozing with the sort of over-the-top descriptions normally reserved for bodice-ripper paperback novels with an equally ripped Fabio flexing on the cover. Things like, "It's what happens when you combine warm water, a white-sand beach, open bars, and open minds," "In these lush gardens of pure pleasure, the word "no" is seldom heard," and "Push the boundaries of human pleasure" are standard fare. Heady stuff, right?
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When I tell people I'm going to a naked resort in Jamaica, they respond as though I've just revealed my salary or the details of my last menstruation. It's a long blink or a visible shift backward in their seat. Several ask, after a pause, "Are you a naked person? I don't know. What's a naked person? A naked person probably owns more beads than I do, just beaded necklaces every day. A naked person probably sleeps with crystals under her pillow to ward off negative stuff and leaves candles burning and pees with the door open. I think I'm naked the appropriate amount.
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Published: April 16, I watch as a pack of women run towards the beach. To my left, a naked year old man plays a game of ping pong with his female companion. He keeps dropping the ball.
NOW is the perfect time to escape the nasty weather. Warm Your Buns and Book by March 11th, for toasty savings! One of the greatest pleasures in life is indulging in our most hedonistic desires. From that extra slice of decadent chocolate cake or a lobster tail smothered in lemon butter, an extra shot of 12 year old rum in your punch to a sensual midnight tryst in the pool and then the Playroom …Go on and GO FOR IT. Hedonism II is a 4 star Lifestyle-friendly, clothing-optional resort that offers guests a 5 star adult playground experience. Read what our guests are saying about this iconic resort. Read More. Trust us when we say that once you settle in at Hedo, you will be happy you booked a week. So much to do — or not do! Check out our latest Hedo Video to see a day in the life!