Twenty feet away from me, Britney Spears is pantless. Her sculpted hair makes her look like Marilyn Monroe on a date with DiMaggio, assuming they're going to Manhattan's finest pantless restaurant. She's wearing a sweater that probably costs more than my parents' house, and her white heels add five inches to her five-foot-four pantless frame. Oh, and did I mention she's pantless? She's not wearing any pants. This is a hard detail to ignore because the men who have seen a pantless Britney belong to a highly select fraternity: It's Justin Timberlake, her gynecologist, the photographer who's doing this particular photo shoot, and maybe the frontman for a third-rate rap-metal band from Jacksonville, Florida. That's more or less everybody. And -- perhaps stupidly -- I actually thought I was about to rush this semipathetic frat; I honestly believed the reason I was invited to this photo shoot was to glimpse Britney's secret garden and write about its cultural significance.
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The "Toxic" singer posted a completely nude photo on her Instagram account late on Sunday night to help ring in the upcoming week. In the black and white snap, Brit is covering her ladybits with one arm and with the other, she seductively has her hand placed near her face. Spears isn't wearing anything in the photo except several necklaces. She also clearly has a glam application of makeup. While the photo seems to be from an old photo shoot, it's impossible to tell what Britney was trying to convey here -- other than she's percent sexy. The year-old singer has been no stranger to flaunting her hot body lately.